Straighters
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The Straighters clan was a fake MTG Salvation clan for straight male Magic players. In order to join you needed to show how manly you are to other members. Straighters claimed to do all forms of manly things such as drinking beer, watching sports, eating hot wings, banging chicks, shooting guns, going to the gym, playing sports, scratching themselves and watching pornography.
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[edit] Members
[edit] Founder
[edit] Other members
- HKKID - Official Gay Guy of the Straighters
- {mikeyG} - Non-straight STRAIGHTER that bangs chicks!
- AI - Anime STRAIGHT guy that kills the REPS!
- Daftmouse - STRAIGHTEST Magic player of the Bunch!
- blue - Ball Scratcher and TV TiVO Game Programmer!...and clearly mutant quad keeper!
[edit] History
Straighters was founded on April 1st, 2009 as a April Fool's Day Joke resulting in several people "leaving" their clans to join the manliness that is Straighters.
