Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar

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Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar was a wizard who summoned a Lord of the Pit named Vincent but was unable to repay him, so she had to work for him as a chef for seven years and seven days. She wrote The Underworld Cookbook and had twenty copies made. Because only two copies sold in five months, she ordered two imps to burn the remaining copies. However, the line to the incinerator was too long, so they instead used a garbage chute that led to the overworld.